narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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cottoncandy-cupcake:

There’s this shitty thing that happens when you learn about the reality of racism, sexism and misogyny. You start to hear it from the mouths of your parents, grandparents, friends and siblings and you can’t ignore it anymore but you’ll see how many of them will ignore you when you speak out about it.

…and how even more of them will tell you that they’re sick of hearing about it or even get angry at you for bringing it up.

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tastefulkiller:

Carmen Carrera, for the November issue of W Magazine.

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demonic-stuffedanimal:

Tumblr could learn a lesson from this…

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desidere:

klaustrofovia:

Another crossover from my favorite couple Hercules and Ariel.  

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paranormaldaily:

British professor claims to have photographed fairies![x]

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thefitwriter:

thinnerginger:

shungoku-satsu:

Promoting men’s body positivity. We all don’t have chiseled abs.

I appreciate this post. For many reasons.

been waiting for a post like this!

(Source: speci-men, via watchtheskyignite)

3pithimia:

gaywitchesforabortions:

sarcasmcupcakes:

ivefxllenforyoureyes:

wethetragedy:

stop-hammerkind:

homosexual-leafblower:

mugglescanttameme:

magentamayhem:

YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS

YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM 

AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED

THANK YOU HOLY SHIT

HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP DIPPING STRAWBERRIES IN CHOCOLATE??? DID YOU EVEN TEMPER THE CHOCOLATE OR DO YOU JSUT LIVE IN FUCKING MORDOR HOLY SHIT

im laughing so fucking hard

This is fucking great.

And here is the culinary side of tumblr losing their shit

HOW do you fuck up a croissant so bad?!

cooking disasters are my total fave

WHY are there TWO eyes on the minion??? And fake horror teeth on the porcupine cake? What did you think was going to happen!? 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via bluesigma)

http://bluesigma.tumblr.com/post/83042953486/bogleech-hitlervevo-my-social-studies

bogleech:

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and…

theobsidian-rinzilla:

japh-rost:

feferipixies:

internetfeet:

ccrayon:

Andrew Garfield’s superhero moment at Comic-Con..

Guys…someone finally did it! They dressed up in a shitty version of their character…AND THEN REVEALED THAT THEY ARE THAT CHARACTER! ITS FINALLY HAPPENED

THIS MAN

THIRD TIME REBLOGGING

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necrophilofthefuture:

except its my grandmother

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vinebox:

This dude really made his own vine as well

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